13 Things Most Africans Do When Nobody is Looking
Below are the 13 things most africans do when nobody is looking. From insulting our parents to sniffing our privates, after reading these 13 Things most Africans Do When Nobody Is Looking, you will be sure that everybody else is just as weird as you are
PS: The things on this list are not done only by africans alone.
13. Aiming at something on the wall with their urine
The guys are guilty of this seeing as they are the only ones who can pee while standing.
12. Play with their boobs when behind closed doors.
I do the same thing with my balls too, so it’s cool.
11. Turning their underwear inside out to get more use out of it
Yeah, at one point in your life, you have done this.
10. Insult their parents
This is done especially behind closed doors far from the ears of their parents. Its the only time you get to insult your parents as an African without getting knocked out.
9. Measure their junk
I wonder why, maybe its to see if its increasing in length or just to know the exact size. One of the two, Or both.
8. Sniff our privates
After scratching their privates many people (girls included) get tempted to smell it. Why they do it, i dont know.
7. Take the chance to let your inner project fame contestant shine
You sing in front of the mirror with your eyes closed pretending you are performing on stage.
6. Accept terms and conditions without reading them
With people around us, most Africans at least pretend they are reading the terms and conditions before clicking to the agree button so as not to look stupid, but when nobody is looking…
5. Clear our browsing history before someone borrows our laptop
You start to panic if you forgot to clear it before you gave it out.
#I don’t know about y’all but I won’t want to die without clearing my browser history.
4. smell our farts
This same people will come out and castigate people who do.
2. Google ourselves
i’m almost positive most Africans have already tried that; if you have not, you are going to do so as soon as nobody is looking.
1. take crazy selfies
Take a billion crazy selfies of ourselves experimenting with different looks and also of our privates wanting to see it from a different angle.
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