A new report from Oxfam South Africa shows how the average (white, male) CEO takes home as much as 461 black women from the bottom ten percent of earners.
It sounds kind of funny, but a large percent of the Jobs in not only Nigeria but the world in general was created because we are quite cruel as humans.
Without wasting much of our time, it is probably worth pointing out that if we weren’t so ill behaved towards eachother there wouldn’t really be any need for many of the jobs out there. Here are 15 Jobs That Wouldn’t Exist If Nigerian’s Were Responsible
1. Police Officers
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NO CRIME is directly proportional to NO POLICE
If only we all were decent Nigerians.
2. Lawyers
If only we all behaved ourselves, the likes of femi falana won’t have a career to begin with.
3. Online Moderators
Because people are even worse when they’re anonymous.
4. Street cleaners
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They exist because people like you won’t stop littering the streets of Nigeria.
5. Traffic warden
There will be chaos on the streets of lagos without this guys.
6. Efcc officials
People won’t stop stealing public funds, that’s why Efcc (Economic and Financial Crimes Commission) was created in 2003.
7. Bodyguards
Because people wouldn’t try to steal from you.
8. Security guards
There will be absolutely no need for one.
9. Information marketer
I’m yet to see anyone who made $100,000 the first year after patronizing an information marketer..
10. Airport security
This people exist so they can checkmate those of you that like sneaking illegal items into aircrafts.
If people were decent to one another there will be absolutely no need for this job, because there wouldn’t be bad guys to put in prisons
12. Nafdac officials
People won’t stop endangering the lives of others by producing fake drugs.
13. Store security
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They’re the guys that stand at the exit and “check” your receipt to make sure you didn’t steal anything, you’ll find them mostly in shoprite.
14. IDP workers
Mans inhumanity to man brought about the existence of this job.
15. IDP taskforce
Also known as Independent Taskforce on Monitoring of Feeding of IDPs (ITMFI) some IDP workers ssteal foodstuff meant for refugeed, thats why this job exists, to checkmate them.
Anele is a web developer and a Pan-Africanist who believes bad leadership is the only thing keeping Africa from taking its rightful place in the modern world.
A new report from Oxfam South Africa shows how the average (white, male) CEO takes home as much as 461 black women from the bottom ten percent of earners.
The African nations listed are Burkina Faso, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Chad, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Libya, Mali, Niger, Nigeria, Somalia, South Sudan and Sudan
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