13 Things Most Africans Do When Nobody is Looking

Below are the 13 things most africans do when nobody is looking. From insulting our parents to sniffing our privates, after reading these 13 Things most Africans Do When Nobody Is Looking, you will be sure that everybody else is just as weird as you are
PS: The things on this list are not done only by africans alone.

13. Aiming at something on the wall with their urine

The guys are guilty of this seeing as they are the only ones who can pee while standing.

12. Play with their boobs when behind closed doors.

I do the same thing with my balls too, so it’s cool.

11. Turning their underwear inside out to get more use out of it

Yeah, at one point in your life, you have done this.

10. Insult their parents

This is done especially behind closed doors far from the ears of their parents. Its the only time you get to insult your parents as an African without getting knocked out.

9. Measure their junk

I wonder why, maybe its to see if its increasing in length or just to know the exact size. One of the two, Or both.

8. Sniff our privates

After scratching their privates many people (girls included) get tempted to smell it. Why they do it, i dont know.

Read also Top 7 Reason Why Men Patronize Prostitutes

7. Take the chance to let your inner project fame contestant shine

You sing in front of the mirror with your eyes closed pretending you are performing on stage.

6. Accept terms and conditions without reading them

With people around us, most Africans at least pretend they are reading the terms and conditions before clicking to the agree button so as not to look stupid, but when nobody is looking…

5. Clear our browsing history before someone borrows our laptop

You start to panic if you forgot to clear it before you gave it out.

#I don’t know about y’all but I won’t want to die without clearing my browser history.

4. smell our farts


Some even go the extreme mile of farting in their hands and then sniffing it.

3. Masturbate

This same people will come out and castigate people who do.

2. Google ourselves

i’m almost positive most Africans have already tried that; if you have not, you are going to do so as soon as nobody is looking.

1. take crazy selfies

Take a billion crazy selfies of ourselves experimenting with different looks and also of our privates wanting to see it from a different angle.

Anele
follow us on

Anele

Anele is an ardent lover of mystery novels whose love for lists and anything bizarre brought about listwand. You can connect with him on Google plus
Anele
follow us on
Eight Things You Should Never Say To An African Girl
Top 7 Reasons Why Men Patronize Prostitutes 

Get Rid Of Boredom

Subscribe to New Posts via Email

You can also receive Sms notifications of new posts directly to your phone by clicking here

You may also like...

1 Response

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

All original content on these pages is fingerprinted and certified by Digiprove
error: Content is protected !!